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Post by Charlie on Oct 24, 2003 14:05:25 GMT -5
I submit that Piranhas can kill penguins.
so there.
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Post by superman on Oct 26, 2003 22:16:57 GMT -5
ermmmm well how would the pirahans get out of the water..and survive the penguins out smart the pirahans and have the enviroment to their advantage..thus penguins win
ps monk=monky
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Post by Apathy on Oct 26, 2003 22:23:20 GMT -5
Penguins spend most of the time in the water... I gotta say, I think piranhas would win. It's like this: Penguins are evil --> Evil is overconfident --> Penguins would try to fight piranhas on their own ground (er... sea) and be eaten.
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Post by Charlie on Oct 26, 2003 22:26:06 GMT -5
I think piranhas have secretly been crossbreeding with flying fish for the past few centuries, creating a new super breed of flying piranhas which will soon take over the world and kill all the penguins.
They really don't have a chance.
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Post by Huck on Oct 26, 2003 22:30:31 GMT -5
Everyone knows... penguins eat fish... piranhas = fish The newer penguins have lazer eyes and razor sharp teeth and claws. and kevlar feathers. the piranhas have no chance.
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Post by superman on Oct 26, 2003 22:52:09 GMT -5
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Post by pip on Oct 26, 2003 22:53:43 GMT -5
i think dem gators will kick a penguins ass it is larger, stronger, and is agile on both land and water...
lets not forgot the graceful llama also.. wow those are killing machines
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Post by Charlie on Oct 26, 2003 22:56:02 GMT -5
Piranhas can fly now, and penguins can't. They can just fly around untill the penguin needs to take a dump or something, and then its all over. Plus, Piranhas have huge teeth, and penguins only have beaks.
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Post by Penguaar on Oct 26, 2003 23:33:24 GMT -5
Script
Setting: Frozen Tundra, cratered. Crazy Ivan sitting in middle, breathing hard
Enter Bazooka rocket, stage left, impacting on and killing Crazy Ivan
Enter Penguin General, stage right, and a flying piranha, stage left
Penguin General throws a grenade at piranha
Piranha responds by flying above the blast radiusw
Penguin General watches for awhile
Penguin General gets bored and blasts piranha with lazer eyes
End of Script
I rest my case
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Post by Huck on Oct 26, 2003 23:34:22 GMT -5
Charlie... just to let you know, ever since 1964, penguins have been outfitting their elite guard with jetpacks.
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Post by Dave on Oct 26, 2003 23:42:42 GMT -5
Everybody knows that Piranhas can't kill Penguins as Penguins swim in extremly cold water and the Piranhas couldn't survive. Besides, the clowns from outer space would aid the Penguins in this battle.
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Post by Huck on Oct 26, 2003 23:43:37 GMT -5
Touche. Touche. Charlie, I do belive... the debate is over. Dave sealed that one up there.
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Post by Charlie on Oct 26, 2003 23:47:13 GMT -5
Um...If penguins have laser eyes, I think that would provide enough heat for piranhas.
Not to mention...Piranhas already control more of the world than penguins. You can claim anything you want, but reality dictates that Piranhas rule.
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Post by Apathy on Oct 26, 2003 23:50:14 GMT -5
Piranhas have strength in numbers, but penguins are clever, manipulative little monsters... They could heat up the water for the piranhas, then when they're all inside - let it cool back down and freeze them all!
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Post by Huck on Oct 26, 2003 23:50:25 GMT -5
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